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Got a scabby mate who always calls in favours
Fifty thousand vapes in different flavours
I buy em off a geezer
He’s really shonky
Works downtown at the Wonky Donkey

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First he asked me out for lunch
And then I got a little hunch (what’s that)
Had to do a dine and dash
Because he didn’t bring cash (what an ass)
Tried to roll me for a lobster
Like a two bit mobster
So I got real cranky
Fucked him off back to Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey
Vapes for me and you
At the Wonky Donkey
All your dreams come true

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There’s a place downtown he likes (he likes it there)
And he works there too
Selling chop and lucky strikes
To the smokers in Grade 2 (naughty)
And the people wonder why (why)
I keep this guy around
Well I just can’t beat the price
And you can’t beat it too

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It’s a wonderland of your favourite vapes
Vanilla Cola Sour grapes
Cherry soda Candy ice
Buy a couple
The third half price
The cops all know him
But leave him alone
Reliable source for a cheeky cone
You wanna see the gear that this guy pedals
Captain of industry
Give him a medal

Wonky Donkey
All your dreams come true

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