the phil philes
get to know phil, the blanks AND UNCLE STEVEN
If you dare...
Nothing to it, but to do it. Scroll on to learn more about your favourite anti-hero and his band of merry-men-and-management!
PHIL
Front man, aspiring musician
Instrument: Baton
Star Sign: Horse
Personality Type: Christmas
Fave Food: Blackcurrant Zooper Dooper
Fave Movie: Ghost Rider
Most Likely To: Let you down (after Josiah)
BAILEY
DRUMMER
Instrument: Tech
Star Sign: Leon
Personality Type: Suspiciously Efficient
Fave Food: Drumsticks
Fave Movie: Gulliver's Travels
Most Likely To: Send an email
OSKAR
GUITARIST
Instrument: Guitar
Star Sign: Taurus (typical)
Personality Type: Dyslexic
Fave Food: Crickets, Mealworms & Sticky Tape Pudding
Fave Movie: Rango and Anaconda (but hates how the reptile is portrayed in that one)
Most Likely To: Get Merry
josiah
bass, deception
Instrument: Bass
Star Sign: Cancer (poor guy)
Personality Type: Distant, Vacant, Metallic
Fave Food: Bourbon Biscuits and Turkish Delights
Fave Movie: Transformers (probably)
Most Likely To: Turn into a 2003 Ford Falcon XR6 when startled
Uncle Steven
Manager, Hand Cream Quality Officer
Instrument: Financial Wizardry
Star Sign: The Horned Beast
Personality Type: Charming Old School Gentleman, Cock Fighter
Fave Food: Chiko Roll
Fave Movie: The Bridges Of Madison County
Most Likely To: Be at Landsborough Pub