Lyrics

Party next door and I’m not invited
They say I get a little over excited
But that’s not me
That’s not fair
So I jump hop skip and I’m heading over there
So I got inside
Scaled the fence
Head to the kitchen
That makes sense

First things first
Grab a chardy
Have a little dance with someone's auntie

A chook
A snag
A strawberry pav
And I chopped a sneaky line in the downstairs lav

Had a sing song
Some ping pong and everybody’s looking and I’m like
What’s wrong

That’s all good
No offence mate
Gonna head out
Got a lot on my plate
(He’s got a lot on his plate)
Gatecrasher

I wasn’t gonna stay
But have a nice day
I’ve got another do and I don’t wanna be late
(He doesn’t wanna be late)
Gatecrasher

So I found a wedding
Good place to hide
And if anybody asks then I’m with the bride
I’m the fucking master of disguise
Talking house prices with the guys
The nut bush
The Macarena
YMCA with a guy called Peter
Another game of ping pong
Bloody cheater
In the Eagle Rock I think I saw his weiner
(Does anyone even know this guy? Busted)

That’s all good
No offence mate
Gonna head out
Got a lot on my plate
(He’s got a lot on his plate)
Gatecrasher

I wasn’t gonna stay
But have a nice day
I’ve got another do and I don’t wanna be late
(He doesn’t wanna be late)
Gatecrasher

That’s all good
No offence mate
Gonna head out
Got a lot on my plate
(He’s got a lot on his plate)
Gatecrasher

I wasn’t gonna stay
But have a nice day
I’ve got another do and I don’t wanna be late
(He doesn’t wanna be late)
Gatecrasher

Party next door and I’m not invited
Party next door and I’m not invited
Party next door and I’m not invited
Party next door and I’m not invited

Weddings
Birthdays
Whatever I feel
Funerals
Christenings
Gender reveals

Hens
Bucks
Tinder fucks
I never get invited and that really sucks

It’s no fuss
I roll with the punch
I didn’t even wanna get invited to brunch
But that’s not me
And I don’t care
Cause Phil can find a party anywhere

That’s all good
No offence mate
Gonna head out
Got a lot on my plate
(He’s got a lot on his plate)
Gatecrasher

I wasn’t gonna stay
But have a nice day
I’ve got another do and I don’t wanna be late
(He doesn’t wanna be late)
Gatecrasher

That’s all good
No offence mate
Gonna head out
Got a lot on my plate
(He’s got a lot on his plate)
Gatecrasher

I wasn’t gonna stay
But have a nice day
I’ve got another do and I don’t wanna be late
(He doesn’t wanna be late)
Gatecrasher