Lyrics

Hey friend can you sit down next to me
Can we have a D and an M
If I talk can you tell me what it all means
Cause life’s been getting freaker deekin
Woke up to my girl and told her
I dreamt last night that I slept with Homer
(Homer Simpson from the TV)

Everybody looks at me as if to say that I am a chump
They don’t see my buddies
My hunnies when we’re drinking cocktails in the sun

When I was 18
I took my hand and dipped into my savings
To buy a van so I’d be like the A team
But it broke down
Now I have to day dream
So bon voy
Voyage
Hasta la vista baby
I’ve got this figured out

Well I wander through the shops
I’ll flog some chocs in me jocks
And try to dodge the cops
I hope that they don’t check my pocks
As soon as I’m off the bus
There’ll be plenty of time for us to get away from all the fuss and fuss and fuss and
I am not a doofus
Do we gotta do this
Be more like a cool fish
Don’t be like a barramundi
(It’s not a cool fish the barramundi)

When I was 18
I took my hand and dipped into my savings
To buy a van so I’d be like the A team
But it broke down
Now I have to day dream
So bon voy
Voyage
Hasta la vista baby
I’ve got this figured out

Stop this
Life’s too short for good habits
And I’d rather be a tortoise than a rabbit
Life’s too short for good habits
I just stop this
Life’s too short for good habits
And I’d rather have it the way I have it
Life’s too short for good habits

When I was 18
I took my hand and dipped into my savings
To buy a van so I’d be like the A team
But it broke down
Now I have to day dream
So bon voy
Voyage
Hasta la vista baby
Bon voy
Voyage
Hasta la vista baby

I’ve got this figured out