WHEN WHY is the hopeless daydreaming of a lazy boy. One who has the deluded belief that when the stars align and the universe finally pays out, this couch potato's place in history will be assured...
What's up phil?
Latest Tracks
Some songs you know, reimagined, acoustically...
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Dynamite [Acoustic] 3:240:00/3:24
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GOOD BOY [Acoustic] 2:340:00/2:34
Uncle Steven's merch store
Wanna look as cool as (or likely cooler than) Phil himself? Rep some custom shades in one of Phil's favourite colours!
🇺🇸 USA PHILS - PLS NOTE ORDERS MAY INCUR SMALL DUTY CHARGES ONCE THEY'VE LANDED IN AMERICA. APOLOGIES, BUT THIS IS NOT INSIDE OUR CONTROL.
$20.00
Look as good as Phil AND snap up some of the quirkiest and most Phil-coded reading material on the market with this bundle of SUNNIES and MAGAZINE!
Included: 1x Sunnies (choose colour) 1x World of Phil Fan-Zine (hardcopy) 1x Download of our Lowes Ad (Audio) 1x PATB Sticker
$28.00
Yellow on black, featuring the sunnies you know and love, but on a tee!
Logo by @La.hni.
🇺🇸 USA PHILS - PLS NOTE ALL ORDERS WILL LIKELY INCUR SMALL DUTY CHARGES ONCE THEY'VE LANDED IN AMERICA. APOLOGIES, BUT THIS IS NOT INSIDE OUR CONTROL.
$40.00
It's pictures, it's games, it's a collection of heinous comments from our very own band manager! It's the first volume of the World of Phil Fan Magazine and it's one of only a limited first run... If you're chasing Read more
It's pictures, it's games, it's a collection of heinous comments from our very own band manager! It's the first volume of the World of Phil Fan Magazine and it's one of only a limited first run...
If you're chasing something other than TikTok to get the gears turning on the porcelain throne 🚽, this 16-page, A5 booklet is exactly what you need!
COMES WITH DIGITAL PDF VERSION ALSO.
$10.00
Same same but different! Enjoy this as a digital version for you to read on your PHONE whilst taking a dump.
$10.00
The best tee for anyone wanting to show their allegiance to the PHILs OR the GOOD BOYs.
Art by Lahni.
🇺🇸 USA PHILS - PLS NOTE ALL ORDERS WILL LIKELY INCUR SMALL DUTY CHARGES ONCE THEY'VE LANDED IN AMERICA. APOLOGIES, BUT THIS IS NOT INSIDE OUR CONTROL.
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